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Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Alligator Treats

In this story a guy losses his small dog to a hungry alligator. From the report I get the impression the guy's world is no bigger than his dogs, oops, dog that is. Living in Florida, around a lake with alligator warning signs should have been a clue to the man. I know most people don't like cats but I do - they are smart. I can't stand, however, miniature pretentious foofoo dogs that waste oxygen barking all the time and fart everywhere. I call these footballs. I love taking my boys for a walk and they yell out "Dad, there's football dog!" as we approach the yippers.

2 comments:

Joey said...

AMEN!! Props to cats, ditto to football dogs getting kicked...

Kandi said...

Thank you, Pat! I call those irritating little buggers "yip dogs." And George Carlin had it right - all they ever do is bark annoyingly, shake, and pee.