I usually sport a goatee. But I shave it off every now and then because I get fed up that my kids won't kiss their Daddy - they say I'm too prickly. This morning a guy says to me "So, you shaved your goatee off, huh?" The following is what I wanted to say in response, but due to special circumstances I needed to control myself:
Choice #1. "Nope, it's Rush week at The Stream House and as an act of hazing my family shaved it off after I passed out."
Choice #2. "Nope, I thought it was in remission but it appears my male patterned baldness of the chin is back."
Choice #3. "Nope, just got a little too close cleaning them lawnmower blades."
2 comments:
You should be on stage with Bill Engvold
Beard? What beard?
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No, all that hair decided to spend the summer down south on my chest.
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Didn't you hear about the new law?
HOw about: I tried dyeing it purple to get ready for Football season but purple is just not my color.
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