I usually sport a goatee. But I shave it off every now and then because I get fed up that my kids won't kiss their Daddy - they say I'm too prickly. This morning a guy says to me "So, you shaved your goatee off, huh?" The following is what I wanted to say in response, but due to special circumstances I needed to control myself:
Choice #1. "Nope, it's Rush week at The Stream House and as an act of hazing my family shaved it off after I passed out."
Choice #2. "Nope, I thought it was in remission but it appears my male patterned baldness of the chin is back."
Choice #3. "Nope, just got a little too close cleaning them lawnmower blades."